Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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