Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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