Porn is love you can see.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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