we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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