So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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