i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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