that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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