What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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