I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If I die, sorry about rent.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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