pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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