Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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