i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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