woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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