How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I forget how to act sober
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