i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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