Kiss
Puke
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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