Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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