Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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