i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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