So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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