I think I died a long time ago.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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