I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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