Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
