I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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