And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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