dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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