If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
false alarm. still invincible.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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