is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
