i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
