Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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