Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i came on her dog
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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