Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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