Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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