I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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