Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Dicks are not precious.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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