I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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