I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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