My first STD was from a foam party
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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