I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
ok first of all what the fuck
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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