let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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