You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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