youre lurking in front of me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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