Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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