What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
