I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again