It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!