They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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