kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??