STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Be still, my beating vagina.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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