Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Your topless pictures make me question reality
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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