we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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