Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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