Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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