so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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