The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He better not be in your backpack
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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